We’re going to slow it on down this winter. Polar Vortexes and Ice Storms are no time for excessive drinking!
So we’ve settled on a plan. Wine only this winter, and stay away from the bars.
But as the season goes on some of us become creative with our interpretations. Which begs the question,
Is it within the rules to drink a magnum to the face?
There are many more questions magnum consumption-related behaviour calls to the fore, to which answers may remain ever elusive. How do *I* keep ending up in the hospital when other people can’t even keep their shoes on their feet while they’re walking? Is there anything *actually* inappropriate about drinking in public? Is it okay to swear at crying babies if they’re messing up your buzz?